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- The hosts and guest Chris Geere universally agree that the 1987 film *Miami Connection* is one of the best movies they have ever covered, praising its music and overall quality.
- The film's plot centers on a motorcycle-riding ninja band called Sounddragon in Orlando who must defeat drug lords, despite the title suggesting a connection to Miami.
- A significant portion of the film's bizarre nature stems from its creator, YK Kim, who served as writer, producer, director (for the final scene), and casting director, utilizing his Taekwondo students as non-actors.
- The central mystery of the film's title, "The Miami Connection," is resolved by an audience member suggesting it refers to Yoshito being the drug dealer connecting Miami to Orlando.
- The band Dragon Sound's live performances featured unamplified instruments and the band members looked physically awkward, resembling caricatures while performing.
- The original ending of *Miami Connection* shown to the audience featured the character Jim dying just as his father's plane landed overhead, a detail absent from the version the hosts watched.
Segments
Introduction and Movie Premise
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(00:01:28)
- Key Takeaway: The movie is about a music band of ninjas fighting drug lords to play a gig.
- Summary: The hosts introduce the movie, Miami Connection, describing it as being about a band of ninjas who must defeat Miami drug lords so they can perform at an Orlando music club.
Live Show Setting and Praise
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- Key Takeaway: The episode is being recorded live at Largo at the Coronet in Los Angeles.
- Summary: The host welcomes the audience to the live show at Largo at the Coronet and reiterates that they are discussing Miami Connection, calling it potentially one of the best movies they have ever covered.
Soundtrack and Doppelgangers
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- Key Takeaway: The soundtrack is considered legendary, and the movie features many celebrity doppelgangers.
- Summary: The hosts praise the movie’s soundtrack as the greatest ever heard and note the presence of celebrity look-alikes, including one resembling ‘giant Michael Phelps’.
Guest Chris Geere Arrives
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- Key Takeaway: Guest Chris Geere arrives dressed in Miami Connection themed attire.
- Summary: The hosts introduce guest Chris Geere, who is wearing a costume referencing the movie, including a headband and fingerless gloves, and they discuss the movie’s title being misleading since it’s set in Orlando.
Ninja Tropes and Orlando Setting
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- Key Takeaway: The prevalence of multiple ninja gangs in Orlando is questioned, as is the conspicuous white ninja outfit.
- Summary: The discussion focuses on the absurdity of the setting (Orlando overrun with ninja gangs) and the impracticality of a ninja wearing all white.
June’s Initial Discomfort with Ninjas
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(00:11:06)
- Key Takeaway: June was initially triggered by the realization it was a ninja movie due to past trauma from Ninja Terminator.
- Summary: June expresses her initial dread upon realizing the film involved ninjas, referencing a previous negative experience with Ninja Terminator, but admits this movie was different because the ninjas were also a motorcycle band.
The Band’s Ambitions and Jeff’s Anger
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(00:17:37)
- Key Takeaway: The band plans a world tour to visit their parents’ home countries, which is interrupted by a confrontation with drug lords.
- Summary: The hosts play a clip of the band discussing their world tour plans, which involve visiting countries their parents came from (Korea, Ireland, Israel). They also discuss why the drug lords are targeting them, seemingly related to Jane’s relationship with ‘giant Michael Phelps’.
The Orphan Identity Plot Point
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- Key Takeaway: The band members establish they are all orphans, which is contradicted when Jim finds his father.
- Summary: The hosts discuss the plot point that the band members are all orphans, which is immediately undermined when Jim receives a letter revealing his father is alive.
YK Kim’s Role and Cannes Reshoot
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- Key Takeaway: YK Kim was the writer, director, producer, and casting director, and he reshot the ending after a poor initial screening at Cannes.
- Summary: The hosts reveal YK Kim’s extensive involvement in the film’s creation. They detail how the original ending, where Jim died, was reshot after a screening at Cannes in 1987 to give the heroes a happy ending.
The Beach Scene Montage
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- Key Takeaway: The beach scene juxtaposes sexualized shots of women with shots of children, creating a disturbing effect.
- Summary: The hosts dissect the bizarre beach montage, noting the strange requests for kisses, the awkward kissing scene between Jane and ‘giant Michael Phelps’ in a beach chair in the ocean, and the disturbing inclusion of shots of children.
Jim’s Monologue and Father Reveal
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- Key Takeaway: Jim delivers a dramatic monologue about his search for his father, only for the father to appear immediately after the band established they were all orphans.
- Summary: The hosts analyze Jim’s emotional monologue about his Korean mother and Black American father, followed by the reveal of his father, which contradicts the ‘all orphans’ rule.
The Heroes as Murderers
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- Key Takeaway: Despite the movie’s message of peace, the heroes are unrepentant murderers, especially when Michael Phelps kills Jane’s brother.
- Summary: The hosts point out the hypocrisy of the film’s message of peace when the heroes are murderers, noting Jane’s casual acceptance of her brother’s death at the hands of her boyfriend.
The Real-Life Relationship Detail
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- Key Takeaway: The actress playing Jane was dating Just Oates in real life, but had to make out with ‘giant Michael Phelps’ on screen.
- Summary: The hosts share trivia that Jane’s real-life boyfriend was Just Oates, leading to the running gag that he was sent out for beer during her kissing scenes with ‘giant Michael Phelps’.
Movie’s Release History
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- Key Takeaway: The film was a flop in 1987, disappeared until 2009 when a print was found on eBay, and was re-released in 2012.
- Summary: The hosts detail the film’s initial limited release in Orlando in 1987, its disappearance for over two decades, and its rediscovery by an Alamo Drafthouse programmer, leading to its cult success.
Bikers by Day, Ninjas by Night
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- Key Takeaway: The characters maintain a strange duality between their biker and ninja lives.
- Summary: The hosts discuss the characters being ninjas by night and bikers by day, comparing this duality to yin and yang and noting the actor’s discomfort on the motorcycle.
Confusing Family Tree Theories
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- Key Takeaway: The exact relationship between Jane, Jeff, and Yoshito remains unclear, possibly involving half-siblings or non-blood brotherhood.
- Summary: An audience question prompts discussion about the complex family tree involving the snow ninja, Jeff, Jane, and Yoshito, speculating on typos or half-sibling status.
Ninja Incompetence and Motivation
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- Key Takeaway: The ninjas demonstrate poor tradecraft, and their ultimate goal in the film is unknown.
- Summary: The group observes the ninjas handling cocaine poorly and leaving bags behind, leading to the conclusion that they are bad ninjas. They cannot determine what the ninjas are fighting for.
Defining The Miami Connection
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(01:06:15)
- Key Takeaway: The ‘Miami Connection’ likely refers to Yoshito being the drug supplier bringing product from Miami to Orlando.
- Summary: An audience member proposes a theory that Yoshito is the drug dealer connecting Miami and Orlando, which the hosts accept as a plausible explanation for the title.
Band Finances and Unplugged Guitars
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- Key Takeaway: The band likely has little money, evidenced by their car troubles, and their live performances feature unplugged instruments.
- Summary: Discussion on how much the band is paid, noting their poor car situation. A key observation is made that none of the instruments appear to be plugged in during their performances.
Second Opinion: Fan Reviews
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(01:08:45)
- Key Takeaway: Audience members who love the film praise its music, action, and underlying themes, comparing it favorably to Mad Max.
- Summary: The ‘Second Opinion’ segment features passionate fans giving high ratings, praising the songs, and noting the film’s combination of disparate elements like ninjas and biker gangs.
The Original Dark Ending
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(01:11:37)
- Key Takeaway: The original ending shown in France featured the main character, Jim, dying just as his father arrived.
- Summary: The hosts play a clip of the French-released ending where Jim is stabbed and dies in the car while his father’s plane flies directly overhead.
Music Production and Documentary Insights
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(01:13:17)
- Key Takeaway: The musicians behind Dragon Sound were professionals who wrote the songs and coached the actors on performance.
- Summary: Clips from the documentary show the actors discussing the filming process, including the emotional toll of the death scene and how the real musicians helped them look convincing playing air guitar.
Grapes and Christ Allegory
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(01:16:47)
- Key Takeaway: A bizarre scene where YK Kim feeds grapes to his friends is interpreted as a potential Christ allegory.
- Summary: The hosts discuss the scene where Kim feeds grapes to everyone, noting its homoerotic undertones and suggesting it might be a religious metaphor for YK Kim being the Christ figure.
Final Recommendations and Plugs
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(01:19:30)
- Key Takeaway: The entire panel enthusiastically recommends buying and watching Miami Connection, followed by plugs for guest Chris Geere’s show and merchandise.
- Summary: Jason, June, and Chris all give the movie a 100% recommendation. The show wraps up with plugs for You’re The Worst, merchandise, and thanking the live audience.