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- The 1978 *Star Wars Holiday Special* is infamous for featuring long segments of untranslated Wookiee dialogue and bizarre, out-of-place variety show segments, including what the hosts describe as virtual reality pornography featuring Diahann Carroll.
- George Lucas reportedly hated the *Star Wars Holiday Special* so much that he wanted to destroy every copy, though the internet has preserved it since it was never officially released on home media.
- The special featured several established TV stars like Harvey Korman (who appeared three times) and Bea Arthur, suggesting the production relied on variety show tropes rather than understanding the *Star Wars* universe, as the writers reportedly had not seen the original film.
- The Wookiee family's domestic life, featuring Wookiee Ookies and standard furniture, strips the Wookiee species of its beast-like nature, making it disappointingly domesticated.
- The hosts conclude that Chewbacca is a bad father, evidenced by his son immediately seeking comfort from Han Solo after the stormtrooper's murder.
- The animated segment featuring Boba Fett was considered the best part of the special, despite its quick, anticlimactic resolution, and its animation style was praised for its unique 70s aesthetic.
Segments
Introduction and Guest Welcome
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- Key Takeaway: The Star Wars Holiday Special centers on Wookiees on Kashyyyk and features many 1950s TV stars.
- Summary: The episode focuses on the 1978 CBS television special about Star Wars, which centers on the Wookiee family celebrating Life Day on Kashyyyk. Guests Matt Gourley and Eden Sher join hosts Paul Scheer and Jason Mantzoukas to analyze the infamous production. The special is noted for featuring numerous guest stars from older television, including Harvey Korman appearing three times.
Backstory and Lucas’s Involvement
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- Key Takeaway: George Lucas was hands-on, requesting the focus be on Wookiees, while the writers, including Pat Proft, seemed unfamiliar with Star Wars lore.
- Summary: George Lucas was involved by watching dailies daily and specifically requested the special focus on Wookiees on Kashyyyk, despite later claiming no involvement. The writers, such as Pat Proft and Bruce Vilanch, were seasoned comedy writers who appeared unfamiliar with the Star Wars universe. Lucas allegedly stated he would destroy every copy of the special if he had a sledgehammer, but the internet has kept it available.
Opening Scene and Chewbacca’s Family
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- Key Takeaway: The lackluster opening featuring Luke Skywalker’s eyeliner and Harrison Ford’s reluctant nod immediately sets the tone for the special’s low quality.
- Summary: The opening sequence, featuring Luke Skywalker in heavy eyeliner and Han Solo giving a reluctant nod, sums up the special’s poor execution. The focus on Chewbacca’s family—Mala, Itchy, and Lumpy—raises questions about Chewbacca being a deadbeat dad who only visits once a year. The hosts learn that Mala and Itchy are nicknames for longer Wookiee names, such as Malawa War Rump.
1970s Commercials Context
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- Key Takeaway: The commercials, such as one for General Motors with the slogan “transportation to serve people,” reflect a less catchy, more literal advertising era.
- Summary: The commercials provide context for the era, showing slogans like General Motors’ literal “transportation to serve people.” The prevalence of union commercials suggests a different advertising landscape at the time. One commercial featured a Ford worker describing the art of welding, indicating a focus on manufacturing pride.
Han Solo’s Reluctance and Chewie’s Fatherhood
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- Key Takeaway: Han Solo’s brief appearance shows him going through the motions, reinforcing the idea that Chewbacca is a neglectful father who prioritizes smuggling over family.
- Summary: Han Solo’s dialogue during the flight to Life Day is minimal and sounds like a single take, with sound effects overpowering the dialogue. The premise implies Chewbacca is a deadbeat dad, fighting in the Rebellion while his family is left vulnerable on Kashyyyk. Despite this, the Wookiee family lives in a very nice house, suggesting Chewbacca sends home significant money.
Diahann Carroll VR Sequence
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- Key Takeaway: The sequence featuring Diahann Carroll in a virtual reality headset, intended as softcore pornography to pass censors, is deemed the most baffling moment in television history.
- Summary: The segment where Lumpy (the child Wookiee) watches Diahann Carroll in a virtual reality experience, which the producer intended as softcore porn, is highlighted as completely insane. The headset used was fashioned from a salon hairdryer, and Lumpy is shown visibly reacting to the scene in the middle of the living room. The hosts note that this sequence is the primary reason a podcast like How Did This Get Made? needs to exist.
Nazi Imagery and Stormtrooper Violence
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- Key Takeaway: The special contains unsettling Nazi-like imagery, exemplified by a stormtrooper destroying Itchy’s room, which frightened viewers as children.
- Summary: The special is described as having themes of Nazism, particularly when a stormtrooper destroys Itchy’s room without clear justification beyond general Imperial aggression. The stormtrooper’s appearance is described as having a ‘whisk broom mustache,’ adding to the unsettling 1970s aesthetic mixed with Imperial menace. The stormtrooper’s death, caused by Han Solo making him jump off a ledge, is framed as a ‘family-friendly kill’ fake-out.
Wookiee Family Casting Oddities
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- Key Takeaway: The Wookiee family characters were played by humans, with Mala (Chewbacca’s wife) being portrayed by a male actor.
- Summary: The costume quality of the Wookiees is noted as inconsistent, with Chewbacca’s being superior to the family’s. It is revealed that Lumpy (the child) is played by a woman, and Mala (Chewbacca’s wife) is played by a man, leading to speculation about Chewbacca’s sexuality. The hosts contrast this with the Ewok celebration song in Return of the Jedi, which was entirely in an alien language.
Lando and Boba Fett Introductions
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- Key Takeaway: The Star Wars Holiday Special was intended to introduce Lando Calrissian (played by Art Carney as a traitorous trader) and Boba Fett before their appearances in the films.
- Summary: Art Carney played a character intended to be the introduction of Lando Calrissian, depicted as a traitorous trader on Kashyyyk. The special also served as the debut for the Boba Fett action figure, which could be obtained via mail-in offer before the character appeared in The Empire Strikes Back. The Boba Fett toy was later recalled due to a faulty rocket feature rumored to have injured a child.
Harvey Korman’s Commitment
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- Key Takeaway: Harvey Korman fully committed to his multiple roles, contrasting with other guest stars who seemed to be phoning in their performances.
- Summary: Harvey Korman’s performance in the Cantina scene, which felt like a cabaret sketch, was fully committed, unlike other actors who struggled with the Star Wars jargon. Korman played multiple characters, including a bartender and a man pouring drinks into his own head, suggesting he embraced the absurdity. This commitment may stem from his desire to break away from the Carol Burnett writers’ style.
Leia’s Stilted Appearance and Cooking Segment
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- Key Takeaway: Carrie Fisher’s (Leia’s) scene was awkward, featuring long pauses between lines, and the special included a full, bizarre cooking segment on making Bantha fodder.
- Summary: Carrie Fisher’s appearance was marked by noticeable pauses as she appeared to be reading lines, and the transmission screen displayed simple X’s and O’s. The special featured a complete cooking segment where Harvey Korman demonstrated how to make Bantha fodder, which was manic and repetitive. The hosts noted that the final Life Day celebration felt somber, with Leia singing a song to the tune of Star Wars.
Harvey Korman Malfunction Details
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- Key Takeaway: Harvey Korman’s character malfunctions by falling and hitting his head on a table.
- Summary: Harvey Korman’s character is observed falling and hitting his head on a table, appearing to short out or malfunction. The speakers speculate this bizarre bit might have been added because the rest of the special was too ‘in the pocket.’ They also note that the production reused footage from the original Star Wars a handful of times.
Wookiee Ookies Etymology Debate
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- Key Takeaway: The term ‘Wookiee Ookies’ implies Wookiees might be cannibals if ‘human ramen’ is the counterpart.
- Summary: The hosts question the naming convention of ‘Wookiee Ookies’ (Wookiee cookies), arguing that if they were human cookies, they would just be called cookies. This leads to the humorous conclusion that if Wookiees make Wookiee Ookies, they might be cannibals, as there is no equivalent ‘human ookie’ term.
Mala and Art Carney Chemistry
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- Key Takeaway: The sexual tension between Mala and Art Carney’s character was palpable, suggesting a possible off-screen affair.
- Summary: The speakers speculate that Art Carney may have had an affair with Mala, noting his desire to kiss her and the palpable sexual tension between them when Chewbacca returns. They express disappointment that the Wookiee kiss between Chewbacca and Mala never occurred.
Domesticated Wookiee Environment Critique
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- Key Takeaway: The Wookiee home environment, featuring an oven and furniture, lacks any distinctively Wookiee characteristics.
- Summary: The Wookiee living space is criticized for being too domesticated, containing a normal oven and furniture. The only differences noted between the Wookiee family and a human family are their language and the use of wood in construction.
Emotional Reactions to Lumpy’s Scenes
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- Key Takeaway: Close-ups of Mala almost crying during Lumpy’s scenes elicited both genuine emotion and subsequent laughter due to absurdity.
- Summary: One guest felt emotional watching Lumpy reassemble a stuffed animal and seeing the close-ups of Mala’s face near tears. This emotion quickly turned to laughter because the expressions were so absurd. Another guest related emotionally to Lumpy cleaning his room, connecting it to experiences as a new father.
Stormtrooper Murder Unaddressed
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- Key Takeaway: The murder of a stormtrooper by Han and Chewbacca is immediately dismissed when Art Carney lies about the trooper defecting.
- Summary: The group highlights that a stormtrooper is murdered, yet everyone remains unfazed, accepting Art Carney’s lie that the trooper was robbed and fled. This quick acceptance underscores the Empire’s distrust, as they readily believe a stormtrooper would defect on Kashyyyk.
Imperial Tech vs. Communication
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- Key Takeaway: The presence of a three-foot-long antenna on an Imperial soldier contrasts sharply with advanced technology like pocket aquariums.
- Summary: The speakers point out the absurdity of an Imperial soldier using a three-foot-long CV antenna for communication while the Empire possesses advanced tech like pocket aquariums. This outdated technology seems unnecessary given their ability to communicate across the galaxy.
Chewbacca’s Paternal Failure Confirmed
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- Key Takeaway: Chewbacca’s son running to Han Solo first upon their return confirms Chewbacca is a bad dad, establishing this as canon.
- Summary: Chewbacca’s son immediately jumps into Han Solo’s arms, which the hosts interpret as definitive proof of Chewbacca’s poor fathering skills. This observation is deemed a key takeaway that should now be considered canon.
Amazon Review Analysis
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- Key Takeaway: One positive review frames the special as a metaphor for the common man fighting corruption, comparing the Empire’s presence to 1984.
- Summary: A five-star review suggests the special is a forgotten classic where Chewbacca’s journey home symbolizes the common man improving life for his family against uncaring forces, drawing parallels to 1984. Another reviewer suggests the special is only good if one accepts the drug culture influence of the 1970s.
Boba Fett Cartoon Vignette
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- Key Takeaway: The animated segment featuring Boba Fett was enjoyable, and the hosts preferred the entire special be presented in that cartoon vignette style.
- Summary: The cartoon segment, which introduced Boba Fett as a villain, was praised for its cool adventure and unique 70s punk rock animation style, similar to Heavy Metal. The hosts suggest the entire special would have been better if presented as these short, animated vignettes instead of live-action.
Cast Participation Rarity
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- Key Takeaway: The Star Wars Holiday Special represents a unique moment where the main cast participated in a multicam variety production of their own franchise.
- Summary: It is noted that getting the main cast of a blockbuster franchise like Star Wars to participate in a TV variety special is an unprecedented event that will likely never happen again. The closest modern equivalent is actors appearing in promotional sketches, not full productions.
Life Day Calendar Confusion
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- Key Takeaway: The exact date of Life Day is unknown because the Star Wars universe likely does not use Earth’s lunar calendar, and Kashyyyk shows no signs of winter.
- Summary: The speakers conclude that Life Day cannot be on Christmas because the Star Wars galaxy operates on a different calendar system. Furthermore, the planet Kashyyyk shows no indication of winter, contradicting the typical association of Life Day with the winter holidays.