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- Claudia is vlogging a major personal milestone that she is intentionally keeping secret from Jackie and the main podcast audience for now.
- The hosts discussed the difficulty of podcasting with a spouse, referencing 'The Boss Sticks' who avoid this by focusing on guests, and Claudia revealed she accidentally leaked that Jeffree Star will be a guest on their podcast.
- Claudia is currently in Los Angeles, finding the wellness-focused environment difficult to adjust to, while also struggling with the late Pacific time zone drops for The Toast episodes.
- The hosts discussed personal advice for new parents, emphasizing the importance of 'just chill' and not overthinking, while also promoting the baby product BuyHeart.
- The conversation shifted to skepticism regarding the newly introduced Instagram Rings awards, questioning the selection of judges and winners who already have significant external recognition, contrasting them with platform-native creators.
- The segment concluded with the 'Queenie and Weenie of the Week,' awarding Jasmine Tooks a Queenie for opening the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show while nine months pregnant, while the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show itself received a Weenie due to its perceived lack of impact and unclear streaming availability.
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Opening Banter and Secrets
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- Key Takeaway: Claudia is vlogging a major personal milestone she is keeping secret from Jackie and the audience.
- Summary: The episode opens with standard greetings and a brief exchange about a secret milestone Claudia is keeping. Claudia confirms she is vlogging this moment but refuses to share the details with Jackie. The hosts mention saving personal news for the Patreon content.
Patreon and Spouse Podcasting
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- Key Takeaway: The hosts promoted a recent enjoyable Patreon episode (‘Deer Toasters’) and contrasted the difficulty of podcasting with a spouse versus podcasting with a sibling.
- Summary: Claudia promoted her recent ‘Deer Toasters’ episode on Patreon, noting it was enjoyable to record with her spouse. They agreed that podcasting with a spouse is difficult, unlike podcasting with a sister, citing ‘The Boss Sticks’ as an example of a couple who avoids conflict by not speaking to each other on their show.
Airing Out Michael’s Business
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- Key Takeaway: Claudia revealed that Michael from Dear Media is recording an episode featuring Jeffree Star, despite not having clearance to share the news.
- Summary: Claudia admitted to seeing Michael in the office and learning about his upcoming guests, specifically mentioning Jeffree Star. She acknowledged she was airing out Michael’s business without permission, though she felt promoting their show was acceptable. They noted that guests are usually not announced before an episode airs due to potential changes.
LA Life and Wellness Culture
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- Key Takeaway: Claudia dislikes Los Angeles because her husband, Ben, is enjoying the wellness-focused environment too much, which she perceives as toxic.
- Summary: Claudia expressed emotional dissatisfaction with Los Angeles, primarily because Ben is thriving by adopting a wellness journey involving gym visits and walks. She attributes his enthusiasm to the city’s pervasive wellness aura, contrasting it with New York. She also apologized to listeners for the late Pacific time zone drops of the podcast.
Appearance Compliments and Blowout Cost
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- Key Takeaway: Claudia revealed her Beverly Hills blowout cost $100 total, prompting a discussion on expensing business costs.
- Summary: Jackie complimented Claudia’s appearance, leading Claudia to admit she got a $90 blowout in Beverly Hills, which totaled $100 after washing and tipping. Claudia questioned if she could expense the cost as an on-camera star, leading to a brief tangent on business expense approvals.
Frugality Apology and Q/W Fusion
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- Key Takeaway: Claudia apologized to Jackie for previously judging her spending habits, admitting motherhood has made her more splurgy, while the hosts merged their Queenie and Weenie segments.
- Summary: Claudia apologized for past comments regarding Jackie’s spending, admitting that becoming a mother has made her more willing to splurge. The hosts then transitioned into their Queenie and Weenie segment, deciding to fuse them because Claudia initially only had a Weenie and Jackie only had a Queenie.
Netflix Household Frustration
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- Key Takeaway: Claudia was locked out of her Netflix account due to the new household sharing restrictions, despite using a travel-friendly Fire Stick.
- Summary: Claudia vented about catching up on Love is Blind only to be locked out by Netflix’s household sharing policy, even after updating her Fire Stick login. She expressed extreme frustration, threatening to boycott Netflix or create a single-person account. She noted that the upcoming episodes focus on weddings.
Love is Blind Couple Analysis
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- Key Takeaway: The couple Sparkle and Jordan are showing signs of lifestyle incompatibility, leading to speculation they might not marry, potentially resulting in a zero-marriage season.
- Summary: Claudia detailed the issues between Sparkle and Jordan, noting Jordan is drained from work and refuses to talk, contrasting with their deep conversational connection in the pods. The lack of their presence in wedding previews suggests a potential breakup or a decision not to marry, which would be historic for the show.
Nobody Wants This Premiere
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- Key Takeaway: The second season premiere of Nobody Wants This was exciting, highlighted by Leighton Meester’s appearance, contrasting with the lower excitement for Kim Cattrall’s new show.
- Summary: Claudia finished watching Nobody Wants This and praised the excitement surrounding its season two premiere, noting Leighton Meester’s attendance. She contrasted this positive reception with the less exciting premiere of Kim Cattrall’s show.
Jeffree Star Content Preference
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- Key Takeaway: Claudia prefers curated, edited content from figures like Jeffree Star over his current stream-of-consciousness TikTok makeup videos.
- Summary: Following the confirmation that Jeffree Star will be on Michael’s podcast, Claudia expressed a desire for more curated content from him, specifically mentioning enjoying his past house tours. She stated she needs edits and cuts rather than just a stream of content, suggesting he should have a podcast.
Graza Olive Oil Endorsement
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- Key Takeaway: Graza offers two user-friendly extra virgin olive oils, Sizzle for cooking and Drizzle for finishing, currently available during their once-a-year site-wide sale.
- Summary: The hosts endorsed Graza olive oil, noting its user-friendly bottles and affordable price for premium extra virgin olive oil. They differentiated between the Sizzle oil for cooking and the Drizzle oil for finishing, salads, and dipping bread. Listeners can take advantage of their annual site-wide sale automatically applied at checkout.
Fabletics Activewear Value
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- Key Takeaway: Fabletics VIP membership offers premium-feeling activewear at a fraction of the cost, with new members receiving 80% off everything.
- Summary: Fabletics provides high-quality activewear that performs like expensive brands without the high price tag, appealing to those who wear athleisure casually. The VIP membership costs $60 monthly but grants a credit usable for outfits or bundles, and the brand emphasizes sustainability by using recycled materials in half its fabrics.
Flave City Ingredient Focus
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- Key Takeaway: Flave City, led by Bobby, focuses on upgrading daily drinks with real, clean ingredients, with their electrolyte packs being a favorite product.
- Summary: Flave City aims to upgrade everyday drinks like smoothies, coffee, and electrolytes by swapping out poor ingredients for real food components. Claudia highlighted the trustworthiness of Bobby, who studies ingredients, and noted she uses an electrolyte pack daily for energy and hydration. Listeners can use code TOAST15 for 15% off their first order.
HelloFresh Menu Expansion
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- Key Takeaway: HelloFresh has doubled its weekly menu options to over 100 choices, including new seasonal dishes, making meal planning easier for busy or uncreative cooks.
- Summary: HelloFresh introduced its largest menu refresh yet, offering over 100 options weekly to cater to comfort food cravings during cooler weather. The service simplifies cooking for those who lack time or creativity by providing pre-portioned ingredients and chef-designed recipes. Listeners can get 10 free meals plus a free item for life using code TOAST10FM.
Sofia Richie Pregnancy News
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- Key Takeaway: Sofia Richie Grainge announced her second pregnancy via a very low-key mirror selfie on Instagram, simultaneously promoting her brand SR Atelier.
- Summary: Sofia Richie Grainge announced she is expecting baby number two with Elliot Grainge using a subtle mirror selfie captioned ‘on my way to launch these babies.’ The announcement was confusingly low-key, leading some to speculate about twins, but it was deemed an effective marketing move linking her personal news to her brand launch.
Euphoria Season 3 Cast Reveal
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- Key Takeaway: The Euphoria Season 3 cast reveal includes major names like Natasha Leone and Eli Roth, alongside 18 new members following a significant time jump.
- Summary: The full cast for Euphoria Season 3 was revealed, featuring returning stars like Zendaya and Sidney Sweeney, and new additions including Natasha Leone and Eli Roth. The season will feature a large time jump, similar to Desperate Housewives, and Hans Zimmer will score some episodes. Claudia expressed fatigue regarding the long wait for the new season.
Yellowstone Beth and Rip Spinoff
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- Key Takeaway: The Yellowstone spin-off, The Dutton Ranch, starring Beth and Rip, has been officially cast and will follow them starting a new ranch in Texas after leaving the main series.
- Summary: The Beth and Rip spin-off, The Dutton Ranch, has added four series regulars and will see the couple moving to Texas after selling the main Dutton ranch to the Native American community for $1. The plot focuses on them surviving tough competition while ensuring Carter is raised properly. Claudia is cautiously optimistic about the continuation of the characters’ love story.
Kylie Kelce Bio Tribute
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- Key Takeaway: Kylie Kelce updated her Instagram bio to reference Jason Kelce’s comparison of his manhood to a Japanese maple, a direct response to Taylor Swift’s ‘Woodvale’ lyric referencing Travis Kelce’s redwood-like physique.
- Summary: Kylie Kelce changed her bio to ‘big fan of Japanese maples,’ referencing a conversation where Jason jokingly contrasted his physique with Travis Kelce’s ‘redwood’ nickname from Taylor Swift’s song. Claudia found the bio visually long and admitted she is already tired of her own current bio, soliciting suggestions from listeners.
Dancing with the Stars Song Picks
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- Key Takeaway: The song assignments for Dancing with the Stars are perceived as unfair, with strong songs like ‘Defying Gravity’ and ‘Popular’ given to perceived bottom-tier dancers.
- Summary: The hosts reviewed the song assignments for Dancing with the Stars, noting Robert Irwin is dancing to ‘Dancing Through Life’ and Whitney is dancing to ‘Popular,’ which Claudia deemed unfair to other couples. They criticized the show for overloading themed nights with too many elements, such as requiring viral TikTok moments.
ByHeart Formula Endorsement
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- Key Takeaway: ByHeart offers a single, clinically proven infant formula made with organic grass-fed whole milk, designed to mimic breast milk and simplify choices for anxious parents.
- Summary: ByHeart focuses on creating the best infant formula using the latest breast milk science, featuring a patented protein blend for easy digestion. The company simplifies the decision process by offering only one formula, eliminating the need to compare brain support versus digestion benefits. Parents can use code TOAST30 for 30% off their first subscription order.
Parenting Advice and BuyHeart Ad
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- Key Takeaway: The speaker feels prepared for parenting challenges due to research and exposure to brands like BuyHeart, advising their past self to ‘just chill’ and pick up the baby when needed.
- Summary: Feeling prepared for parenting stems from research and exposure to supportive brands like BuyHeart. The speaker would advise their past self to relax and prioritize comforting the baby over strict sleep training. BuyHeart formula is pediatrician- and parent-approved, available at major retailers, and offers a discount with code Toast30.
Nutrafol Hair Growth Supplement
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- Key Takeaway: Nutrafol is promoted as a physician-formulated, clinically tested, and dermatologist-recommended hair growth supplement trusted by over half a million people.
- Summary: Nutrafol is positioned as superior to other hair growth products because it is physician-formulated and clinically tests its final formulations for efficacy, including pull tests and hair count assessments. The supplement is NSF content certified, representing the gold standard in third-party certification for supplements. Listeners can receive $10 off their first month’s subscription plus free shipping using promo code the toast at NeutraFall.com.
Instagram Bio Workshop
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- Key Takeaway: The hosts workshopped potential Instagram bios, landing on the idea of ‘host at the toast’ as a simple, honest option over a potentially limiting phrase like ‘Click’s gonna click girl.’
- Summary: The hosts brainstormed an Instagram bio, considering the phrase ‘Click’s gonna click’ but ultimately dismissing it as too narrow or potentially trademarked sounding. The current bio, ‘host at the toast,’ was deemed an honest and earnest representation of the speaker’s role.
Instagram Rings Awards Critique
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- Key Takeaway: The Instagram Rings awards, judged by figures like Spike Lee and Marc Jacobs, are confusing because many winners, such as Olivia Dean, already possess major industry awards, undermining the platform-specific recognition.
- Summary: Instagram launched its Rings awards to celebrate creative risk-takers, judged by a panel including Spike Lee and Marc Jacobs. The hosts noted that recognized winners like singer Olivia Dean and a composer already have established accolades, making the platform-specific award feel redundant or misdirected. The hosts admitted to only recognizing a few names, like Olivia Dean and Elise Myers, and expressed general confusion over the awards’ purpose and scope.
Queenie and Weenie of the Week
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- Key Takeaway: Jasmine Tooks earned Queenie of the Week for opening the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show while nine months pregnant, while the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show itself received a Weenie due to its overall messy execution and poor accessibility.
- Summary: Jasmine Tooks was named Queenie for the iconic feat of opening the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show while heavily pregnant, an act described as extremely iconic behavior. The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show received a Weenie because, despite hiring new creative director Adam Selman, the event felt like a mess and its streaming location was unknown to the hosts. The hosts plan to give Adam Selman another year to improve the show, noting the attempt to emulate Sports Illustrated’s successful leadership model.