The Toast

An Unremarkable Student: Monday, January 26th, 2026

January 26, 2026

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  • Claudia Oshry recounted a series of chaotic morning mishaps, including slipping on a piece of fruit at Trader Joe's, getting gas on her toe while wearing sandals, and feeling embarrassed after honking at a fire truck. 
  • The hosts discussed the Netflix live-streamed free-climb of the Taipei 101 skyscraper by Alex Honnold, expressing strong negative opinions about the recklessness of the sport and the event itself. 
  • The mothers of Taylor Swift (Andrea Swift) and Travis Kelce (Donna Kelce) were photographed looking friendly at the Sundance Film Festival, seemingly contradicting rumors that Taylor and Travis were experiencing relationship issues related to wedding planning. 
  • The hosts discussed the rumored budding romance between Carl Radke (Summer House) and Vanita (Southern Charm), noting it could be beneficial for Bravo ratings but questioning its longevity due to differing geographical ties. 
  • Alan Cumming revealed behind-the-scenes details about *The Traitors*, including the tense atmosphere created before roundtables and predicted an upcoming banquet scene will be the greatest TV moment in the show's history. 
  • The hosts heavily criticized Colton's gameplay and public perception on *The Traitors*, contrasting it with Lisa's poor performance under pressure, and expressed frustration with the show's tendency to eliminate strong players while issuing performative anti-bullying statements after casting known controversial figures. 

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Claudia’s Chaotic Morning
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  • Key Takeaway: Claudia Oshry experienced a series of minor accidents and inconveniences, including slipping on a squashed fig-like object at Trader Joe’s and getting gasoline on her toe while pumping gas in sandals.
  • Summary: Claudia fell inside Trader Joe’s after slipping on debris on the tile floor, causing her ankle to hurt significantly. She later had to pump her own gas and worried about having a ‘flammable foot’ after a drop of gas landed on her toe while wearing open-toed shoes. She also felt embarrassed after honking at a fire truck that was also turning at an intersection.
Driving Etiquette and Train Tracks
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  • Key Takeaway: The hosts agreed that driving around a stopped car to bypass train tracks when no other traffic is present is an insane and dangerous maneuver.
  • Summary: The hosts debated the appropriate behavior when stopped at a red light near train tracks, especially when no other cars are approaching. One driver reportedly went around Claudia Oshry over the tracks, which the hosts deemed reckless. Living in Manhattan, Claudia noted she avoids these driving issues entirely, while Jackie expressed anxiety about crossing train tracks even when driving.
Weekend TV and Football Recap
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  • Key Takeaway: The upcoming Super Bowl features the Patriots versus the Seahawks, a matchup the hosts found unexciting, evidenced by the NFL’s preseason graphic featuring less popular quarterbacks.
  • Summary: The hosts planned to recap ‘Traders’ and discussed the upcoming Super Bowl matchup between the Patriots and the Seahawks, which neither was invested in. They referenced an NFL graphic showing quarterbacks like Drake Maye and Sam Darnold prominently, suggesting the actual matchup was not the one anticipated by the league’s marketing. Jackie ultimately rooted for the Patriots due to her New York ties and appreciation for Robert Kraft.
Water Sign Connection and Book Club
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  • Key Takeaway: Jackie Oshry, a water sign, felt fulfilled after spending both weekend days at the beach, contrasting with Claudia Oshry’s noted aversion to water, which challenges typical astrological alignment.
  • Summary: Claudia Oshry felt fully satisfied as a water sign after spending the entire weekend at the beach, noting the ocean’s humbling majesty. Jackie Oshry, despite being a water sign, expressed that she does not love the water as much as Claudia does, leading Claudia to question the accuracy of horoscopes. They briefly mentioned a book they recorded for their ‘Redheads’ Patreon segment, ‘Wild Dark Shores,’ an oceanic dystopian thriller.
Skyscraper Live Event Review
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  • Key Takeaway: The Netflix live stream of Alex Honnold free-climbing the Taipei 101 skyscraper was viewed by Jackie Oshry, who found the stunt reckless, irritating, and poorly commented upon.
  • Summary: The event involved Alex Honnold climbing the 1,667-foot skyscraper without a harness, allegedly on a 10-second delay for safety. Jackie found Honnold’s subsequent showboating at the top, including posing for pictures and climbing the antenna, infuriating, especially as a father of two. She theorized that the event’s success might inspire a new, dangerous genre of entertainment.
Future In-Laws Bonding at Sundance
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  • Key Takeaway: Andrea Swift and Donna Kelce were photographed arm-in-arm at the Sundance Film Festival, suggesting a strong bond between Taylor Swift’s and Travis Kelce’s mothers.
  • Summary: The picture of the two mothers together dispelled rumors that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce were on the rocks due to wedding planning stress. Claudia noted the resemblance between the two women, calling it a ‘Spider-Man meme,’ and mentioned that Donna Kelce seemed shy on ‘Traders’ but is likely more complex. The hosts speculated the mothers might have been at Sundance for a wedding summit.
Pat McGrath Bankruptcy News
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  • Key Takeaway: Pat McGrath Labs filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, leading to the cancellation of an auction, which the hosts attributed partly to the brand’s focus on high-end, colorful products that contrast with current ‘clean girl’ beauty trends.
  • Summary: The brand plans to continue operations while restructuring its balance sheet, despite having many viral products, including Taylor Swift’s signature red lipstick. The hosts suggested the brand’s expensive, highly pigmented aesthetic is less favored than the minimalist styles promoted by brands like Charlotte Tilbury. They noted that the oversaturation of the beauty market might lead to a domino effect for celebrity-launched brands.
Unremarkable Person Banter
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  • Key Takeaway: The hosts engaged in lighthearted banter about one person not being unremarkable, citing being the only redhead in their grade and belonging to an ‘all-star family’ as evidence against it.
  • Summary: One host was jokingly called ‘unremarkable’ by the other, leading to a brief exchange affirming their distinctiveness. Specific examples cited included being the only redhead in their grade. This interaction served as a transition into the first sponsor read.
Quince Wardrobe Refresh Ad
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  • Key Takeaway: Quince offers luxury essentials like Mongolian cashmere sweaters and Italian wool coats made with premium materials at prices significantly lower than designer brands.
  • Summary: Quince is promoted as a way to build a lasting capsule wardrobe without overspending, avoiding the disposable clothing era. Their products are crafted in ethical factories and priced below luxury competitors by working directly with suppliers. Listeners can get free shipping and 365-day returns using the code ’the toast’ at their website.
Hungry Root Meal Planning Ad
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  • Key Takeaway: Hungry Root functions as a personal nutrition coach and shopper, tailoring weekly meal plans based on individual taste, goals, and health preferences.
  • Summary: The service simplifies healthy eating by planning, recommending, and shopping for groceries, sourcing high-quality meat and seafood without hormones or antibiotics. They offer an exclusive deal: 40% off the first box plus a free item for life when using code ’the toast’ at hungryroot.com/thetoast.
Bravo Couple News Discussion
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  • Key Takeaway: Carl Radke and Vanita from Southern Charm are rumored to be dating after going on several dates and traveling to London together, drawing comparisons to the Paige and Craig dynamic.
  • Summary: The rumored couple is reportedly getting to know each other, which could boost Summer House ratings following Paige’s departure and Kyle/Amanda’s divorce. The hosts noted that Vanita seems more settled in Charleston, potentially creating a logistical issue for Carl, who appears more transient.
The Traitors Recap and Analysis
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  • Key Takeaway: Alan Cumming hyped an upcoming banquet in The Traitors Season 4 as potentially the greatest TV moment in the show’s history, involving outlandish behavior.
  • Summary: Cumming shared that the show manipulates the environment with spooky music before roundtables to create tension, describing the process as psychological torture. The hosts analyzed the recent episode, noting Candace Stillard is playing a surprisingly strong game while Lisa is failing at confrontation against Colton. They expressed concern that the group’s tendency to target outspoken players like Colton prevents truly smart gameplay from succeeding.
Reality TV Bullying Statements
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  • Key Takeaway: The Traitors production team issued a statement against cyberbullying, which the hosts found hypocritical given their casting of known harassers like Colton.
  • Summary: The statement urged viewers to separate show discussion from personal attacks, but the hosts pointed out the contradiction of casting someone with a history of harassment. They referenced Colton’s past stalking and textual assault of an ex-girlfriend as evidence of the show prioritizing entertainment over mental health. The hosts believe the show manipulates the cast and edit, then blames the audience for reacting to the content provided.