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- Joey Camasta has left Barstool Sports to pursue opportunities in the cooking space, marking a significant career shift since his last appearance on The Toast.
- Joey Camasta recently underwent a hair transplant in February and is navigating styling his new hair growth, while also continuing his podcast with Snookie.
- Joey Camasta is currently in a committed relationship and plans to meet his boyfriend in Paris after his month-and-a-half-long solo backpacking trip across Europe.
- The hosts discussed various beauty and lifestyle brands, including Rachel Zoe's Home Court, The Whey, House Labs, Natasha Denona, Rare Beauty, and Rode skincare.
- Joey Camasta shared detailed, personal stories about being arrested twice in New Jersey, once for underage drinking and once for an unpaid parking ticket leading to 'blocking the box' in the Holland Tunnel.
- Kim Kardashian allegedly confessed on the Graham Norton show that she plans to retire her 'Kim K' persona in ten years to become a trial lawyer, sparking discussion about her credibility in the legal field.
Segments
Joey Camasta Introduction
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta is introduced as the ‘King of Maul Sashimi’ following an Instagram clue game.
- Summary: The episode opens with the hosts welcoming listeners and introducing Joey Camasta. The introduction involved a niche clue referencing ‘Maul Sashimi’ which some listeners initially confused with other guests like Ben or Olivia (‘Trout’). Joey Camasta confirms his identity after the clue was deciphered.
Hairspray and Past Appearances
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta would play Divine’s role (Edna Turnblad) in a Hairspray remake.
- Summary: The hosts briefly discuss casting for a modern Hairspray remake, with Joey Camasta hoping to play Tracy Turnblad’s mother, Edna Turnblad, originally played by Divine. They reference growing up in the Ricky Lake era of the film. Joey’s previous appearance on the podcast while Claudia was on maternity leave is noted, specifically mentioning getting Jackie to discuss Grindr.
Life Updates Since Last Appearance
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta has not podcasted with Claudia since Charlie turned two years old, marking a long gap.
- Summary: The hosts acknowledge the significant time elapsed since their last joint podcast, noting that Charlie is now two years old. Joey Camasta mentions he has not visited Dr. Sharon Geesey recently due to pregnancy and breastfeeding restrictions, leading to a discussion about when he might resume ’the sauce’ (likely referring to cosmetic procedures).
Leaving Barstool and Future Goals
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta left Barstool because his contract expired, allowing him to focus more on the cooking space.
- Summary: The departure from Barstool caused significant reaction among listeners in the Facebook group. Joey explained that his contract ended, and he chose to pursue his own path, specifically aiming to enter the cooking space. He praised his time at Barstool, naming Tommy Smokes as the best person he met there and his own intersection as the worst.
Snookie’s Jersey Shore Update
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- Key Takeaway: Snookie’s podcast with Joey is ‘roaring,’ and she recently fell off a booth in Boston while filming ‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation.’
- Summary: Joey confirmed his podcast with Snookie is successful, and they are now creating clips for social media. He recounted a recent incident where Snookie (or her alter ego, Dren) fell off a booth in Boston while filming, though she was unharmed. Joey is still making cameos and appearances on ‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation.’
Relationship Status and Trizepatide
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta is still with his boyfriend, who is currently backpacking across Europe, and Joey is now taking Trizepatide.
- Summary: Joey confirmed he is still in his relationship and is planning to meet his boyfriend in Paris soon after his European trip. He revealed he switched from Wegovy to Trizepatide for weight management, noting the nausea confirms it is working, which he compares to pregnancy sickness.
Marriage Plans and Officiating
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta desires marriage and would honor Claudia Oshry officiating his gay wedding, potentially including a Jewish tradition like smashing a glass.
- Summary: Joey expressed a desire to get married and confirmed he would invite Claudia Oshry, offering her the role of officiant. He stated he feels he needs to officiate a gay wedding to feel complete in his role. They concluded that even though his partner is not Jewish, they could still incorporate traditions like smashing a glass into the ceremony.
Cosmetic Procedures and Gynecomastia
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta got a hair transplant in February and previously had top surgery to address gynecomastia, which is literally in his last name.
- Summary: Joey revealed he had a hair transplant in February and is unsure how to style the new growth. He detailed his top surgery experience with Dr. Shutella, which included removing and cleaning his nipples before reattaching them. He noted the irony that his condition, gynecomastia, is reflected in his own last name, Camasta.
Future Cooking Aspirations
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta aims for a ‘Martha Stewart era’ in cooking, focusing on authentic, less-produced content like simmer pots.
- Summary: Following his Barstool exit, Joey wants to transition into the cooking sphere, aiming for a Martha Stewart-like presence. He wants to move away from highly produced content and focus on simple, authentic videos, like recording himself cooking on his phone. His idols include Ina Garten and Wishbone Kitchen.
Personal Style and Identity
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta’s appearance contrasts with his chic, gay identity, and he prefers boyish or androgynous names.
- Summary: Claudia notes that Joey’s edgy look contrasts with his chic, gay persona, which she wouldn’t necessarily assume just by looking at him. Joey revealed his full name is Joseph John Augustine Camasta, and he prefers being called Joey or ‘Faggot’ by his family. He stated that if he were a woman, he would choose a boyish or androgynous name.
Celebrity Opinions and Pop Culture
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta dislikes Law Roach and Jonathan Van Ness, but strongly supports Caitlyn Jenner, who is appearing on the new season of The Kardashians.
- Summary: Joey expressed dislike for stylist Law Roach and Jonathan Van Ness, noting the latter’s reputation shifted after a Rolling Stone exposรฉ. He remains a strong supporter of Caitlyn Jenner, who is featured in the episode discussing the sale of the Kardashian’s childhood home. Joey’s Starbucks order is a quad oat milk iced macchiato.
Weight Watchers and Mementis Ads
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- Key Takeaway: Weight Watchers offers specialized programs for breastfeeding and menopause, and Mementis now offers creatine in chewable form.
- Summary: Weight Watchers provides a breastfeeding program that allocates more points, acknowledging increased caloric needs. They also offer a specific program for menopause developed by health experts. Mementis has introduced new lemon-lime creatine chews, delivering one gram of creatine monohydrate per chew, which is NSF certified for sport.
Branch Basics and Kettle & Fire Ads
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- Key Takeaway: Branch Basics concentrate makes 13 bottles of cleaner for $3.25 each, and Kettle & Fire bone broth offers a free carton rebate.
- Summary: Branch Basics offers a starter kit concentrate that yields 13 bottles of cleaner, equating to $3.25 per bottle. Kettle & Fire bone broth is slow-simmered, rich in protein and collagen, and can be found in over 22,000 stores nationwide. Listeners can get a free carton rebate by purchasing three at any retailer via kettleandfire.com/toast.
Nara Smith Surrogate Speculation
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- Key Takeaway: Nara Smith, 24, is pushing back against internet speculation that she used a surrogate for her fourth baby after posting abs two weeks postpartum.
- Summary: Nara Smith posted photos showing her stomach two weeks after giving birth, leading to speculation about surrogacy, similar to past celebrity instances like Beyoncรฉ. She responded with a statement emphasizing the ‘magic’ of women’s bodies transforming to house life. Joey believes models like Heidi Klum have proven snapping back quickly is possible.
Diddy’s Prison Release Date
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- Key Takeaway: Diddy is projected to be released from prison on May 8th, 2028, following a 50-month sentencing for federal crimes.
- Summary: Diddy’s prison release date is set for May 8th, 2028, approximately 50 months from the time of the discussion. Joey believes he would thrive in prison due to his tattoos, but Claudia states her biggest fear is jail, preferring amputation over incarceration. Joey joked that Diddy could win him back by signing him to a new record label and giving him a cookware line.
Favorite Beauty & Home Brands
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- Key Takeaway: Rachel Zoe’s Home Court offers surface cleaners, room sprays, and candles, while Lady Gaga’s House Labs foundation is highly praised.
- Summary: Rachel Zoe’s Home Court line includes kitchen counter surface cleaner, hand wash, room sprays, and candles. The Whey brand’s dry shampoo mousse was noted as a favorite, though they are currently avoiding aerosols for environmental reasons. Natasha Denona’s foundation and concealer were also highlighted as superior products.
JLo Gym Encounter Rant
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta expressed a strong dislike for Jennifer Lopez, citing a negative personal interaction at Patricia Field’s in the 90s and a general reputation for being unpleasant.
- Summary: Joey Camasta shared a long-standing negative opinion of Jennifer Lopez, stemming from an incident at Patricia Field’s in the 1990s when Lopez was dating Diddy. The speaker claims Lopez has a reputation for being a ’nasty bitch’ to industry peers regardless of status. The immediate trigger for the rant was discovering Lopez now works out at a gym near Joey’s house.
Morgan Wallen Mugshot Vanity
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- Key Takeaway: Body camera footage from Morgan Wallen’s 2024 arrest revealed he specifically asked officers to ensure his hair looked ‘decent’ for his mugshot, referencing dissatisfaction with his 2020 booking photo.
- Summary: Morgan Wallen, during his 2024 booking, was concerned about his appearance, asking officers to make sure his hair looked ‘decent’ for the updated mugshot. The previous 2020 mugshot was deemed unflattering, described as giving ‘Hillbilly hoe down.’ Wallen appeared cordial but focused on his coiffed look post-arrest.
Joey’s Past Arrest Stories
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta was arrested twice: first for underage drinking at prom weekend in 1997, and second for blocking the box while driving into the Holland Tunnel due to an outstanding $80 parking ticket.
- Summary: The first arrest occurred during prom weekend in Wildwood, New Jersey, in 1997, where police raided hotel rooms for underage drinking, resulting in Joey being handcuffed because the police ran out of zip ties. The second arrest happened while on a date when police pulled her over for blocking the box, discovered an outstanding warrant for an $80 ticket, and took her into custody, confiscating her shoelaces.
Petty Theft & Jewelry Talk
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta admitted to petty theft, such as stealing restaurant silverware and chopstick holders (one of which was ironically engraved with ‘I stole this from Tao’).
- Summary: Joey Camasta confessed to minor crimes driven by the ‘rush,’ including stealing restaurant silverware and chopstick holders. One chopstick holder was discovered to be engraved with the phrase ‘I stole this from Tao.’ Joey expressed a fear of serious prison time, which curtails further criminal activity, and admired a Ring Concierge ring.
Kim K Lawyer Ambitions
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- Key Takeaway: Kim Kardashian stated her intention to give up her ‘Kim K’ persona in about ten years to become a trial lawyer, though she has not yet passed the bar exam.
- Summary: Kim Kardashian revealed her long-term career goal is to transition into practicing law, specifically as a trial lawyer, within the next decade. The hosts questioned whether she would be taken seriously in court despite her knowledge of the law. Her father’s legal success was cited as a precedent for famous lawyers.
Dream Dinner Party Guests
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- Key Takeaway: Joey Camasta’s dream dinner party guest list includes Nini Leaks, Alex Kansani, Bobby Flay, Jesse Kearson, and Gypsy Rose Blanchard.
- Summary: Joey Camasta outlined an ideal dinner party featuring Nini Leaks as co-host and Jesse Kearson for comedy, whom she considers the funniest comedian alive. Bobby Flay was invited as a hot chef to assist with cooking, and Gypsy Rose Blanchard was included due to her recent impact on the community. Joey also noted that Jane Lynch recently slid into her DMs after an on-air mention.