The Toast

Joy, Light & Positivity: Thursday, September 25th, 2025

September 25, 2025

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  • The hosts are observing the Jewish High Holy Days, a period of reflection and good behavior, which humorously contrasts with their podcast's usual "shit talky" nature. 
  • A significant building issue, the central air conditioning being out for the remainder of the year, forces one host to consider relocating and impacts their work setup. 
  • The podcast hosts discuss the complexities of celebrity PR and fan engagement, highlighting how even dedicated fans like Stassi Schroeder can feel snubbed, leading to a "last straw" moment regarding Meghan Markle. 
  • Taylor Swift has been granted a restraining order against a stalker, Brian Jason Wagner, who repeatedly appeared at her home and claimed she had his baby, highlighting the ongoing security concerns for celebrities. 
  • The voting system for 'Dancing with the Stars' is criticized as absurd and potentially fraudulent, with hosts questioning its legitimacy and impact on eliminations. 
  • The 'Dancing with the Stars' season features a diverse cast, with discussions focusing on individual performances, the impact of partners, and the surprising popularity of certain contestants like Andy Richter despite lower technical scores. 

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Jewish New Year Reflections
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  • Key Takeaway: The hosts are observing the ‘Ten Days of Repentance’ between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, a period for good behavior and reflection.
  • Summary: The podcast begins during the Jewish High Holy Days, specifically the ten days between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. This period is traditionally observed with an emphasis on good behavior and reflection, as the hosts explain it’s when one’s fate for the year is determined.
Synagogue Experience & Gossip
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  • Key Takeaway: Despite intentions to be on their best behavior during the High Holy Days, the hosts find it challenging to avoid negative gossip (‘Lashon Hara’) even in synagogue.
  • Summary: One host recounts struggling to refrain from gossip, or ‘Lashon Hara,’ even while attending synagogue services. This highlights the difficulty of adhering to strict behavioral guidelines during the period of reflection, especially when it conflicts with ingrained habits.
Toddlers in Synagogue
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  • Key Takeaway: Attending synagogue with toddlers significantly alters the experience, often leading to activities outside the main sanctuary.
  • Summary: The experience of attending synagogue with young children is described as vastly different, with one host spending the entire service in the playground with their toddlers. This illustrates the practical challenges of religious observance with very young children.
Water Birth at Synagogue
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  • Key Takeaway: A pregnant congregant experienced a medical emergency, with her water breaking, and was unable to secure transportation to the hospital due to UN General Assembly traffic.
  • Summary: During a synagogue service, a pregnant woman’s water broke, and she faced significant difficulty getting to the hospital due to traffic caused by the UN General Assembly. She likely gave birth in an ambulance, highlighting the impact of major city events on emergency services.
Building Air Conditioning Failure
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  • Key Takeaway: One host received an email stating their office building’s central air conditioning will be out of service for the remainder of the year, forcing them to seek alternative work arrangements.
  • Summary: An office building announced that its central air conditioning would be non-operational for the rest of the year, prompting one host to consider working remotely or from other locations, including Florida, to accommodate the situation.
Maternity Leave & Podcast Production
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  • Key Takeaway: Despite one host’s maternity leave, ‘The Toast’ podcast will continue with new episodes, recorded by the other host with guest appearances.
  • Summary: One of the hosts is on maternity leave, but the podcast will not go on hiatus. The remaining host will continue recording episodes with guests, potentially from various locations, ensuring consistent content for listeners.
Patreon Wedding QA
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  • Key Takeaway: A recent Patreon episode delved into personal wedding stories and engagements, unexpectedly leading to a discussion about the hosts’ 2018 cancellation.
  • Summary: The hosts recorded a ‘Wedding QA’ episode for their Patreon, which became deeply personal and included discussions about their own engagements. This led to a ‘dark turn’ as they revisited the experience of being ‘canceled’ in 2018, sharing screenshots and memories from that time.
Baby Milestones & Parenting
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  • Key Takeaway: The hosts discuss the timing of baby milestones, specifically rolling over, and the parental anxiety associated with keeping up with developmental stages.
  • Summary: A conversation about baby milestones, particularly rolling over, reveals parental anxieties about a child’s development. One host expresses concern about their baby not showing signs of rolling, while the other reassures them that each child progresses at their own pace.
Jimmy Kimmel’s Return
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  • Key Takeaway: Jimmy Kimmel returned to his show after a four-day suspension, with his monologue being emotional and interpreted as a clarification rather than a groveling apology.
  • Summary: Jimmy Kimmel’s show returned after a brief suspension, and his subsequent monologue was emotional, focusing on clarification rather than a direct apology. The hosts noted that his return was not universal, with some Sinclair stations still preempting his show.
Rihanna Welcomes Baby No. 3
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  • Key Takeaway: Rihanna and A$AP Rocky welcomed their third child, a baby girl named Rocky, which prompts a discussion about naming conventions and potential confusion.
  • Summary: Rihanna has given birth to her third child, a daughter named Rocky, with A$AP Rocky. This naming choice sparks a conversation about the potential for confusion when a child shares a name with a parent, drawing parallels to personal experiences with pet names.
Stassi Schroeder on Meghan Markle
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  • Key Takeaway: Stassi Schroeder has publicly declared she is ‘done’ with Meghan Markle after not receiving PR gifts for her new brand, despite being a long-time supporter.
  • Summary: Long-time supporter Stassi Schroeder has expressed her frustration with Meghan Markle, stating she is ‘done’ after not receiving PR gifts for Markle’s new brand. This perceived snub, especially after Schroeder’s consistent defense of Markle, has led to her public declaration.
Built Rewards for Renters
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  • Key Takeaway: Built Rewards allows renters to earn points on their monthly rent payments, redeemable for travel, future rent, or other lifestyle expenses.
  • Summary: Built Rewards offers a program for renters to earn points on their largest monthly expense: rent. These points can be redeemed for various rewards, including hotels, airlines, and future rent payments, turning a common expense into an opportunity for savings.
Nutrafol for Hair Growth
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  • Key Takeaway: Nutrafol is a dermatologist-recommended hair growth supplement that uses clinically tested formulations to support thicker, stronger, and faster-growing hair.
  • Summary: Nutrafol is presented as a clinically tested and dermatologist-recommended hair growth supplement that addresses issues like shedding and thinning. The product is designed to promote thicker, stronger, and faster-growing hair through physician-formulated, peer-reviewed ingredients.
Prolon Fasting Mimicking Diet
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  • Key Takeaway: Prolon’s five-day fasting mimicking diet, now in its ‘NextGen’ format, supports cellular rejuvenation, fat loss, and metabolic health without requiring injections.
  • Summary: The Prolon five-day fasting mimicking diet, updated as ‘NextGen,’ offers a plant-based program designed to trigger cellular renewal and renewal. It supports benefits such as fat loss, improved metabolic health, and energy levels, with a cleaner and tastier format.
RoBack Vista Collection Launch
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  • Key Takeaway: RoBack has launched its ‘Vista collection,’ featuring their first line of leggings, which are described as super soft and buttery.
  • Summary: RoBack has introduced its ‘Vista collection,’ marking their debut into leggings. These new leggings are highlighted for their exceptionally soft and buttery texture, aiming to provide comfort and style.
Taylor Swift Restraining Order
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  • Key Takeaway: Taylor Swift was granted a five-year restraining order against stalker Brian Jason Wagner, who repeatedly showed up at her home and claimed she had his baby.
  • Summary: A 45-year-old man named Brian Jason Wagner has been ordered to stay 100 yards away from Taylor Swift, her home, and workplace for five years. He is also barred from contacting her. The restraining order includes prohibitions on owning firearms, ammunition, and body armor. This legal action is believed to explain Swift’s recent reduced public presence and promotional activities.
Dancing with the Stars Voting Issues
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  • Key Takeaway: The voting system for ‘Dancing with the Stars’ is criticized for being absurd and potentially fraudulent, with hosts questioning its effectiveness and fairness.
  • Summary: The voting process allows for multiple votes per contestant from each device, leading to inflated vote counts that are not considered a genuine measure of popularity or performance. Hosts express frustration with the system, feeling their voting efforts are a waste of time and energy. The lack of transparency and the sheer volume of possible votes raise doubts about the integrity of the results.
Dancing with the Stars Contestant Analysis
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  • Key Takeaway: Contestants on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ are evaluated on performance, attitude, and audience reception, with some like Danielle Fischel and Elaine Hendrix receiving praise for their dedication and skill, while others like Scott Hoying are seen as underperforming.
  • Summary: Danielle Fischel is commended for pushing through a hamstring tear, demonstrating resilience and a strong attitude. Elaine Hendrix is praised for her energy and dancing ability, with her performances consistently receiving positive feedback. Conversely, Scott Hoying is noted for his stiffness and lack of improvement, placing him in a precarious position in the competition.
Jenna Johnson’s DWTS Situation
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  • Key Takeaway: Jenna Johnson is facing immense pressure on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ due to being eight weeks postpartum with her third child, a difficult marriage, and a new partner who requires significant training.
  • Summary: Jenna Johnson is navigating the demanding schedule of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ while recovering from childbirth and managing family life. Her partner, a first-time dancer, requires extensive training, adding to her burden. This situation is compounded by past marital and mental health struggles, making her participation particularly challenging.
Whitney Liaovitt’s DWTS Performance
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  • Key Takeaway: Whitney Liaovitt is delivering exceptional performances on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ showcasing strong dancing skills and receiving high praise, yet the judges’ scoring is questioned for its inconsistency.
  • Summary: Whitney Liaovitt’s recent dance was highly praised, with viewers watching it multiple times. Despite her strong performance, the judges’ scoring is deemed inconsistent and confusing. The show’s judging panel is criticized for being overly dramatic and seeking attention, further undermining the credibility of the scores.