The Toast

Physique? Consider It Enhanced: Friday, September 26th, 2025

September 26, 2025

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  • The hosts, Jackie and Claudia Oshry, opened the Friday episode of The Toast by discussing Jackie's maternity outfit and a minor household incident involving their dog, Bruno, and hamburger buns. 
  • Claudia attended a Pargi Dear Media/Instagram event focused on internet safety for teens, where she was seated next to Emily Oster, and later went out with Melissa Woodhealth. 
  • The hosts discussed the upcoming Yom Kippur fast, with Jackie seeking guidance on fasting while breastfeeding, and then transitioned into discussing the Ryder Cup golf tournament lineup, which Ben will be attending. 
  • The hosts promote several sponsors, including Skims, Armra Colostrum, Symbiotica supplements, and the movie "Bau: Artist at War," which premiered on the day of the episode's recording. 
  • The hosts express significant disappointment and view the new relationship between Sacha Baron Cohen and a 27-year-old OnlyFans model as a disappointing, clichéd midlife crisis, despite holding him in high regard. 
  • In the final segment of "The Toast with Jackie and Claudia Oshry," the hosts decide to skip naming a 'Weenie of the Week' out of respect for the Jewish High Holy Days, instead anointing God as the 'Queenie of the Week.' 

Segments

Opening Greetings and Outfit Compliment
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  • Key Takeaway: Jackie Oshry is wearing a new Gap Maternity outfit designed to enhance her physique.
  • Summary: The episode of The Toast opens with hosts greeting listeners on a Friday. Jackie Oshry received compliments on her appearance, attributing it to new maternity wear from Gap Maternity. She noted the clothing was designed to accentuate her pregnant figure.
Dog Incident: Hamburger Buns
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  • Key Takeaway: Bruno, the dog, accessed and consumed part of a whole Pepperidge Farm hamburger bun left on a low shelf.
  • Summary: The hosts welcomed Bruno back after ‘Watermelon Gate,’ immediately pivoting to ‘hamburger bun gate.’ Bruno managed to get into Pepperidge Farm hamburger buns, consuming one whole bun, leading to increased vigilance over the dog’s behavior.
Secret Project Tease and Pargi Event
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  • Key Takeaway: Claudia attended a Pargi Dear Media dinner co-hosted with Instagram regarding internet safety for teens, where she met Emily Oster.
  • Summary: Claudia teased a secret project reveal scheduled for the Queenie and Weenie segment, distracting Jackie with details of her previous night’s event. The dinner was for mothers and fathers, and Claudia attended alone because her partner, Ben, double-booked. She was seated next to Emily Oster at the event.
Post-Event Socializing Details
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  • Key Takeaway: After the Pargi event, Claudia and Ben went out to Crane Club to meet up with ‘beebs,’ specifically Melissa Woodhealth.
  • Summary: Claudia was pressed by Jackie to reveal who she met after the initial dinner event. She eventually disclosed that she went to Crane Club with Ben to meet up with friends, specifically naming Melissa Woodhealth.
Yom Kippur Fasting Inquiry
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  • Key Takeaway: Jackie sought guidance from a rabbi’s wife regarding whether breastfeeding mothers are exempt from the Yom Kippur fast, learning that trying to fast until 1 PM or fasting with liquids is a potential ‘flex.’
  • Summary: Jackie ventured out to find an exemption for the upcoming Yom Kippur fast, specifically asking about the rules for breastfeeding mothers. The rabbi’s wife questioned how Jackie’s milk supply would be affected, leading Jackie to admit she has never not eaten. The advice given was to try fasting until 1 PM or fasting with liquids like water, electrolytes, and coffee.
Community Energy and God’s Judgment
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  • Key Takeaway: The hosts contrasted the general positivity they aim to bring with the concept of God as a harsh judge in Judaism, suggesting they emulate both mercy and harshness.
  • Summary: The hosts declared their intention to bring positive energy into the stories, stating everyone is amazing. This was contrasted with the Jewish concept of God as a merciful yet harsh judge, suggesting they should emulate both qualities. They concluded they are extremely forgiving toward others.
Ryder Cup Weekend Plans
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(00:09:00)
  • Key Takeaway: Jackie is attending the Ryder Cup golf match between Team USA and Team Europe, which starts that day, and promised a full recap.
  • Summary: Jackie confirmed she has plans for the weekend, specifically attending the Ryder Cup, which she described as a mini-Olympics golf match. She needed an explanation of the competition between Team USA and Team Europe, noting the boys have been there all week for pre-cup events.
Ryder Cup Player Roster Overview
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  • Key Takeaway: Team USA includes players like Scotty Scheffler, Xander Schauffele, and Justin Thomas, while Team Europe features Rory McIlroy and Justin Rose, with Keegan Bradley serving as the U.S. captain seeking redemption.
  • Summary: The hosts reviewed the Team USA roster, noting Justin Thomas is a friend of Ben’s. They discussed Keegan Bradley’s redemption arc as captain after a previous loss haunted him. Historically, the U.S. usually wins when playing at home in America, but struggles in Europe.
Golf Rivalry and Residency Debate
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  • Key Takeaway: The hosts debated the fairness of European players like Rory McIlroy, who live and train in the U.S., competing against Team USA.
  • Summary: The discussion touched on the rivalry aspect, noting that golf originated in Scotland, which gives Europe pride. The hosts expressed mild frustration that players like Rory McIlroy, who reside in the U.S., compete for Europe, though they acknowledged this is common in international competitions like the Olympics.
Stagecoach 2026 Lineup Analysis
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  • Key Takeaway: The Stagecoach 2026 lineup, headlined by Cody Johnson, Lainey Wilson, and Post Malone, is deemed acceptable for skipping by Claudia, unlike lineups featuring Luke Combs or Morgan Wallen.
  • Summary: The Stagecoach 2026 lineup was announced, featuring Post Malone as the Sunday headliner, supported by Brooks and Dunn, Hootie and the Blowfish, and Journey. Claudia felt relieved she didn’t feel compelled to attend this year, contrasting it with years featuring artists like Luke Combs. Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish was praised as one of the best country artists.
Reality TV Anecdote: Brett Young Quote
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  • Key Takeaway: A contestant on Love is Blind UK, Jet, quoted the lyrics to a Brett Young song during his wedding vows, which the hosts found strange and potentially plagiaristic.
  • Summary: While discussing the Stagecoach lineup, Claudia mentioned a strange moment from Love is Blind UK where contestant Jet quoted Brett Young’s song ‘In Case You Didn’t Know’ during his vows to Barda. The hosts found it odd that he used such a specific American country song in the UK context.
Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun Dating
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(00:41:14)
  • Key Takeaway: Sydney Sweeney (28) and Scooter Braun (44) are confirmed to be dating after being spotted having pizza at John and Vinny’s in LA, indicating Sweeney prefers men in their 40s.
  • Summary: The third story confirmed the relationship between Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun, noting they were seen at John and Vinny’s, a restaurant Claudia compared unfavorably to Serafina. The 16-year age gap was noted, with Jackie realizing Sweeney’s previous partner was also older.
Frida McFadden’s Identity Secrecy
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(00:44:31)
  • Key Takeaway: Author Frida McFadden, who is a practicing physician specializing in brain injuries, maintains her privacy by using a pseudonym and wearing a wig and glasses in public appearances.
  • Summary: The hosts briefly discussed author Frida McFadden, noting she is a practicing physician specializing in brain injuries, contrasting her reserved approach with Colleen Hoover’s public persona. They confirmed that ‘Frida McFadden’ is a pseudonym and that she wears a wig and glasses, possibly to maintain anonymity.
Skims and Armra Sponsorship Reads
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(00:47:57)
  • Key Takeaway: Armra Colostrum is promoted as a bovine colostrum concentrate preserving over 500 bioactive nutrients beneficial for immunity, gut health, metabolism, and hair growth.
  • Summary: Skims is highlighted for having good maternity wear options available both in-store and online. Armra Colostrum is a proprietary bovine colostrum concentrate preserved using cold chain biopatent pasteurization technology. Listeners can receive 15% off their first Armra order using the code ’toast’ at tryarmora.com/slash toast.
Symbiotica Supplement Promotion
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(00:49:33)
  • Key Takeaway: Symbiotica’s best-selling Irish Sea Moss is a lemon vanilla liquid that avoids the unpleasant texture of traditional sea moss, and their Lymphosomal Vitamin C contains collagen for skin radiance.
  • Summary: Symbiotica is positioned as a way to maintain health goals during busy seasons. Their liquid sea moss supports gut health and clear skin while tasting better than standard preparations. Listeners can get 20% off plus free shipping at symbiotica.com/slash toast.
Bau: Artist at War Movie
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  • Key Takeaway: The film “Bau: Artist at War,” directed by Sean McNamara, is a Holocaust story centered on the love between artist Joseph Bau and Rebecca, opening only in theaters on September 26th.
  • Summary: The movie focuses on Joseph Bau, a prisoner in a Nazi concentration camp, who risked everything to help others escape and keep love alive with his partner, Rebecca. The story is presented as proof that love can light the way even in humanity’s darkest hour, appealing to fans of films like Schindler’s List. Showtimes and trailers are available at bowmovie.com.
Sacha Baron Cohen Dating News
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(00:52:31)
  • Key Takeaway: Sacha Baron Cohen, 53, was photographed on a dinner date with 27-year-old OnlyFans model Hannah Palmer shortly after finalizing his divorce from Isla Fisher, sparking host disappointment over the perceived cliché.
  • Summary: The hosts reacted strongly to the news, viewing the pairing as a predictable midlife crisis cliché, especially given Cohen’s recent appearance on the cover of Men’s Fitness looking exceptionally fit. They expressed a preference for him to have remained with Isla Fisher or dated a ‘Jewish queen.’ Despite the cliché, the hosts conceded that Cohen is intelligent and funny, suggesting the new partner must have substance.
Missouri Powerball Winner Update
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(00:57:51)
  • Key Takeaway: The anonymous Missouri Powerball winner, who split the historic $1.78 billion jackpot, described himself as a homebody who plans to take a year off to relax and lighten his wife’s workload.
  • Summary: The winner claimed his one-time payment was about $410 million and stated that his perfect day involves relaxing at home, even while doing laundry, indicating he intends to remain grounded. The hosts expressed faith in him defying the ’lottery curse’ due to his stated desire to simply chill with his wife. They noted that $400 million could potentially be spent in just two years if not managed carefully.
Queenie and Weenie of the Week
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  • Key Takeaway: In observance of the Jewish High Holy Days, the hosts chose to abstain from naming a ‘Weenie of the Week’ out of respect, while anointing God as the ‘Queenie of the Week.’
  • Summary: The ‘Queenie of the Week’ title is explicitly stated to be a seven-day honor that should not be taken too seriously. The hosts felt that naming a ‘Weenie’ during the spirit of the 10 days would be mean and contrary to the goal of being the best versions of themselves. God was chosen as Queenie for creating the world and for being the best.