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The Riff-Off Live: Wednesday, January 28th, 2026

January 28, 2026

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  • Claudia Oshry revealed she recently received Botox and lip filler (specifically Disport) and underwent a painful biopsy for an irregular spot found during a full-body check. 
  • Kendall Jenner's new Super Bowl commercial for Fanatics Sportsbook, where she trolls her athlete exes about the 'Kardashian curse,' was highly praised by the hosts for its self-deprecating humor and excellent execution. 
  • The hosts discussed the financial dynamics between Nicola Peltz and Brooklyn Beckham, noting reports that Nicola receives a $1 million monthly allowance from her father, Nelson Peltz, contrasting with the Beckhams' desire for Brooklyn to be financially independent. 
  • Lala Kent and Michelle Saniei from *The Valley* are fueling romance rumors through social media posts, including photos of them showering together and cuddling, which the hosts speculate could be a genuine relationship or a publicity stunt given Lala's history and the filming of the show. 
  • The hosts believe Michelle Saniei and Lala Kent are highly incompatible personalities, with Michelle being quiet and Lala being high-energy, but acknowledge Lala might be engaging in clickbait behavior. 
  • The conversation briefly touched on the drama surrounding Jax Taylor from *The Valley*, noting his financial ruin of Brittany Cartwright and confirming Jax is no longer on the show, making his past issues largely irrelevant to the current season. 

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Hosts’ Cosmetic Procedures
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(00:00:58)
  • Key Takeaway: Claudia Oshry received Botox (Disport) and lip filler, which caused temporary swelling and prompted her partner Ben to dramatically refer to the effects as ’the injections.'
  • Summary: Claudia got Disport in her forehead and Botox under her nose to correct an upward curl in her upper lip when smiling. She spent $3,000 on the procedures, noting she specifically requested the cheaper port option when available. During the same visit, she also received a full-body skin check.
Skin Check Biopsy Revelation
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  • Key Takeaway: During her cosmetic dermatology appointment, Claudia discovered an irregular spot on her back that required immediate biopsy, and she humorously asked listeners to ’tune in next week to find out if it’s melanoma.'
  • Summary: The cosmetic dermatologist recommended a full-body check, during which an irregular spot on Claudia’s back was found. The doctor administered a painful biopsy after numbing the area, scraping the spot off. Claudia is awaiting lab results and is using humor to cope with the uncertainty.
Kardashian Cosmetic Honesty
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  • Key Takeaway: Kim Kardashian previously claimed she was allergic to Botox on TV, despite now stating on Chloe in Wonderland that Botox is a cosmetic procedure she cannot live without.
  • Summary: The hosts recalled Kim Kardashian’s past narrative about being allergic to Botox, contrasting it with her current admission that she relies on it. They noted that the Kardashian-Jenner family has become more open about cosmetic procedures, citing Kim’s facelift and Kylie sharing her breast augmentation.
Kendall Jenner Super Bowl Ad
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(00:08:40)
  • Key Takeaway: Kendall Jenner’s Fanatics Sportsbook Super Bowl commercial, which mocks the ‘Kardashian curse’ by joking she bets on her exes losing, was deemed a 10/10 success that boosted her image.
  • Summary: The commercial features Kendall joking that she makes money by betting on her athlete exes hitting a ‘rough patch’ after dating her, and it also included a self-deprecating joke about her driving skills. The hosts believe this performance dispelled any perception of Kendall being humorless and was likely a multi-million dollar payday.
Super Bowl Team & Celebrity Focus
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  • Key Takeaway: The 2026 Super Bowl matchup between the Seahawks and Patriots is perceived as a ‘vintage’ or ‘back to basics’ event due to the lack of major celebrity ties like Taylor Swift’s presence.
  • Summary: With the Seahawks and Patriots playing, the event lacks the high-profile celebrity coupling seen in previous years, suggesting a return to focusing on the football itself. The hosts noted that the absence of Taylor Swift means the Kardashian family might feel more comfortable being the central celebrity focus.
Chili Consumption Evolution
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(00:26:28)
  • Key Takeaway: Both hosts are evolving their chili consumption habits due to health journeys, with Claudia eliminating sour cream and both limiting carb-heavy additions like chips and rice.
  • Summary: Claudia is struggling to enjoy chili without sour cream, as she is trying to avoid mixing meat and milk products. The conversation also touched upon the development of lab-grown, dairy-free milk in Israel, which could eventually allow for dairy products like sour cream without actual dairy.
Nicola Peltz Allowance Report
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  • Key Takeaway: Nicola Peltz reportedly receives a $1 million monthly allowance from her billionaire father, Nelson Peltz, which contrasts with the Beckhams’ goal for Brooklyn to achieve financial independence.
  • Summary: The Daily Mail reported that the Peltz family’s financial support for Nicola is significantly higher than the support Brooklyn receives from David and Victoria Beckham. This dynamic may explain prenup disagreements, as Brooklyn is reportedly living in an $11 million home primarily owned by Nicola, leaving him beholden to the Peltzes.
Toxic Mom Group Aftermath
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  • Key Takeaway: Haylie Duff and Ashley Tisdale publicly shared a playdate photo, which the hosts interpreted as Haylie engaging in ‘big loser energy’ by colluding with someone outside her immediate family circle following the drama.
  • Summary: Haylie Duff posted a photo of their daughters playing together, which Ashley Tisdale reposted, suggesting a reconciliation or alliance outside of Haylie’s sister, Hilary Duff. The hosts noted that Ashley Tisdale’s public profile has increased due to the drama, despite her previous political controversies.
Lala Kent Teases New Romance
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  • Key Takeaway: Lala Kent teased a potential romance with Michelle Saniei (recently divorced from Jesse on ‘The Valley’) by posting intimate photos and referencing Kyle Richards’ quote about being open to different romantic partners.
  • Summary: Michelle Saniei posted several intimate photos with Lala Kent, including one in the shower, with a caption referencing Kyle Richards’ statement about being open to different partners. The hosts noted Lala’s past openness regarding gender in relationships, suggesting this could be a ‘hard launch’ for a new romance.
Michelle Saniei Romance Tease
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  • Key Takeaway: Michelle Saniei posted photos suggesting a romantic relationship with Lala Kent, referencing Brad/Angelina and including intimate shots.
  • Summary: Michelle Saniei, recently divorced from Jesse, posted photos with Lala Kent that included intimate settings like showering together and cuddling on a boat. The caption referenced being able to go ‘Brad’ or ‘Angelina,’ suggesting a romantic dynamic. The hosts noted Lala’s past openness regarding gender in relationships, referencing Kyle Richards’ quote about sexuality.
Relationship Compatibility Analysis
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  • Key Takeaway: Hosts find Michelle and Lala incompatible due to contrasting personalities and suggest the posts might be clickbait for The Valley.
  • Summary: The hosts expressed surprise at the pairing, describing Michelle as quiet and reserved, contrasting sharply with Lala’s vibrant personality. They speculated that Lala might be engaging in clickbait activities, although the evidence strongly suggested they are either a couple or hooking up. The presence of Brittany and Janet on a Cabo trip implies the events are being filmed for The Valley.
The Valley Show Context
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  • Key Takeaway: The first season of The Valley focused heavily on Jax Taylor, making it skippable for viewers catching up on the current season.
  • Summary: The hosts confirmed that the first season of The Valley was largely centered around Jax Taylor, who is no longer on the show, making it non-essential viewing. They agreed that the show is ‘can miss television’ because the feuds are transient and not deeply rooted in long-term history. Brittany Cartwright is reportedly doing much better after experiencing financial ruin caused by Jax.
Love is Blind Ohio Casting
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  • Key Takeaway: The next season of Love is Blind is set in Ohio, which the hosts believe is ideal for finding ‘regular people’ rather than eccentric personalities.
  • Summary: The cast for the next season of Love is Blind has been announced, taking place in Ohio. The hosts feel Ohio is a great location because it is an unremarkable city, which often yields better results than seasons featuring overly quirky or eccentric personalities, like the Pacific Northwest season. They advised any single Ohio listeners that casting for this season has already concluded.