The Toast

The Toothless Wonder: Tuesday, November 11th, 2025

November 11, 2025

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  • Claudia Oshry underwent a root canal procedure due to a long-neglected tooth issue that began during pregnancy, leading to a detailed discussion about dental pain and hygiene. 
  • Ben Soffer's temporary co-hosting role with Olivia on Friday was surprisingly well-received by listeners, contrasting with Claudia's expectation of negative feedback during her maternity leave. 
  • The hosts discussed celebrity news, including Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner deleting photos featuring Meghan Markle and Prince Harry from a birthday party carousel, and the poor box office opening of Sydney Sweeney's film *Christy*. 
  • The hosts believe a famous actress (implied to be Sydney Sweeney based on show notes context) needs better career choices, suggesting roles like a James Bond girl or a Leonardo DiCaprio film to match her fame level, comparing her trajectory unfavorably to Margot Robbie's move into filmmaking. 
  • Robert Pattinson stated he would 'definitely' return as Edward Cullen in *Twilight* if offered the role, which the hosts view as an excellent franchise despite its perceived lowbrow status, sparking a debate over whether *Twilight* is superior to the *Batman* trilogy. 
  • The 'Dear Toasters' segment advised the first toaster to check the host's social media before agreeing to bring food to a child's birthday party due to the unusual request, and advised the second toaster to tell the niece's mother about the boy the niece is talking to, but only after warning the mother not to reveal the source. 

Segments

Podcast Introduction and Hosts
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(00:00:03)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts introduce themselves and the show, ‘The Toast,’ for Tuesday, November 11th, 2025.
  • Summary: Jackson Claude welcomes listeners to ‘The Toast,’ the fast-five things you need to know show, and introduces her husband, Ben Soffer, as the co-host for the morning.
Weather Talk: Florida vs. New York
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(00:00:36)
  • Key Takeaway: It is unusually cold in Florida, while it is snowing in New York, leading to a brief discussion on snow cleanup.
  • Summary: Ben comments on the freezing weather in Florida (40s), contrasting it with snow in New York. They briefly discuss the frustration of New York snow turning to slush and blaming the mayor for poor cleanup.
Friday’s Unprecedented Show Absence
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(00:01:37)
  • Key Takeaway: The regular hosts, Claudia and Jackie, were both absent from Friday’s episode, which was hosted by Ben and Olivia.
  • Summary: Claudia addresses the fact that neither she nor Jackie hosted on Friday, noting that Ben and Olivia hosted with ’two randos.’ She mentions trying not to read comments during maternity leave but was curious about the reaction to the substitute hosts.
Reaction to Guest Hosts
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(00:02:22)
  • Key Takeaway: Ben and Olivia’s Friday episode received surprisingly glowing reviews, including suggestions they start a cooking podcast.
  • Summary: Claudia asks Ben about the comments on Friday’s show. Ben reports ‘glowing reviews’ and mentions listeners suggested he and Olivia start a cooking podcast, which Claudia finds amusingly boring.
Burt Kreischer’s Mansion Inspiration
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(00:03:09)
  • Key Takeaway: Ben frequently brings up his experience being interviewed by Burt Kreischer on his cooking/interview YouTube series, focusing on Kreischer’s impressive ‘content mansion’ setup.
  • Summary: The conversation shifts to Burt Kreischer’s show where he cooks for guests. Ben describes Kreischer’s impressive mansion setup, including a separate ‘content mansion,’ which he found inspiring.
Inspirational Figures in Media
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  • Key Takeaway: Ben lists his career inspirations, which include Stanley Tucci, Burt Kreischer, and Ina Garten.
  • Summary: Claudia asks Ben about career inspirations, leading him to name Stanley Tucci (the ‘gold standard’), Burt Kreischer, and Ina Garten. They briefly discuss watching Stanley Tucci on Ina’s show.
Claudia’s Root Canal Ordeal
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(00:05:17)
  • Key Takeaway: Claudia finally sought treatment for a long-standing tooth issue, resulting in an emergency root canal.
  • Summary: Claudia steers the conversation back to her own recent experience: getting a root canal. She recounts having a piece of her tooth fall out 18 months prior while pregnant, but only recently felt pain severe enough to seek treatment.
The Gift Wrapping Center Incident
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(00:07:36)
  • Key Takeaway: The initial tooth damage occurred while Claudia was pregnant and working at the Bloomingdale’s gift wrapping center.
  • Summary: Claudia details the moment a piece of her tooth fell out while she was at the Bloomingdale’s gift wrapping center, noting that pregnancy is notorious for dental issues.
Raw Dogging the Root Canal
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(00:10:36)
  • Key Takeaway: Claudia emphasizes that she underwent the root canal without any headphones or entertainment, feeling she deserves credit for enduring the pain.
  • Summary: Claudia complains about Ben’s lack of sympathy regarding her pain post-procedure, particularly after he asked many questions. She stresses she ‘raw dogged a root canal’ without headphones or TV stimulation.
Ben’s Dental Hygiene Hypocrisy
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(00:11:08)
  • Key Takeaway: Claudia calls out Ben for claiming he’s never had a cavity despite her constant nagging about his poor oral hygiene, contrasting it with her own meticulous routine.
  • Summary: The conversation turns to dental hygiene. Claudia notes the irony of her cavity despite being meticulous, while Ben claims he’s never had one. She accuses him of lying about having a dentist.
Ben’s New Tongue Scraping Journey
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(00:12:01)
  • Key Takeaway: Ben recently started tongue scraping and is now acting like a wellness guru, annoying Claudia because she bought him the scrapers years ago.
  • Summary: Claudia gets annoyed that Ben is bragging about his new oral hygiene routine, specifically tongue scraping and using ‘Swishables’ mouthwash, after she bought him the tools years ago that he never used.
Toothbrush vs. Tongue Scraper History
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(00:14:25)
  • Key Takeaway: Tongue scraping is an ancient practice (over 3,000 years old), while the modern toothbrush is relatively new (invented 80 years ago), suggesting tongue scraping is more essential.
  • Summary: Claudia shares historical facts about dental hygiene tools, noting the tongue scraper predates the toothbrush by millennia, supporting her argument for its importance.
The Agony of Being Unable to Eat
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(00:14:50)
  • Key Takeaway: Claudia describes the intense distress of being in pain and unable to eat, which she finds worse than having an enemy.
  • Summary: Claudia states that the hardest thing is being in distress and needing to eat for comfort but being unable to due to her tooth pain, calling the experience ‘hell.’
Identifying Worst Enemies
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(00:15:13)
  • Key Takeaway: Both hosts identify their respective ‘worst enemies’ through non-verbal cues and brief, intense exclamations.
  • Summary: Ben asks Claudia who her worst enemy is. After some hesitation, both hosts seem to identify the same person, using strong expletives to confirm their shared animosity.
Hillary Duff’s Mini Tour Announcement
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(00:023:27)
  • Key Takeaway: Hillary Duff announced a four-show mini-tour called ‘Small Rooms, Big Nerves’ starting in January 2026, beginning in London.
  • Summary: The first Fast Five story is about Hillary Duff’s return to the stage after a decade. Claudia notes the tour starts in London and questions why she isn’t starting in America, suggesting nervousness.
Critique of Hillary Duff’s New Music
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(00:026:01)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts agree that Hillary Duff’s new single, ‘Mature,’ was surprisingly bad, especially given her husband’s profession.
  • Summary: Claudia and Ben discuss Duff’s new single, agreeing it ’low-key stunk’ and that she should stick to the sound that made her famous rather than evolving.
Jonas Brothers Concert Plans
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(00:026:56)
  • Key Takeaway: Claudia is determined to see the Jonas Brothers on April 3rd, possibly wanting them to perform privately for her birthday.
  • Summary: The conversation briefly pivots to the Jonas Brothers concert happening on Claudia’s birthday, April 3rd, which she plans to attend, possibly wanting them to perform privately.
Megan Markle Photo Removal
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(00:027:42)
  • Key Takeaway: Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner both deleted photos featuring Megan Markle and Prince Harry from Chris Jenner’s birthday party posts.
  • Summary: The second Fast Five story covers the deleted photos from Kris Jenner’s party. Kim and Kris posted pictures with Megan Markle and Harry, only to remove them later, sparking speculation.
Speculation on Harry’s Bald Spot
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(00:029:40)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts speculate that Prince Harry requested the photo removal because the angle revealed his bald spot.
  • Summary: The hosts analyze why the photo was removed, suggesting it might have been due to Harry’s appearance in the background, specifically his scalp/bald spot, which was visible in the original picture.
Chris Jenner’s Plastic Surgeon Guest
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(00:03:09)
  • Key Takeaway: Chris Jenner’s plastic surgeon, Stephen Levine, was reportedly the most popular guest at her birthday party, with guests joking about getting quick procedures.
  • Summary: The discussion moves to the cost of the party and the presence of plastic surgeon Stephen Levine, who reportedly looked like the most popular person there, with Jenner and Levine posting a photo together.
Kardashian Transparency on Procedures
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(00:03:35)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts applaud the recent transparency from Kylie Jenner (about her breast augmentation) and Chris Jenner (about her facelift) after years of pleading for honesty.
  • Summary: Claudia praises the Kardashians for finally being open about cosmetic procedures, citing Kylie’s TikTok comment about her breast surgeon and Chris discussing her facelift on the new show.
Sidney Sweeney’s Movie Flop
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(00:03:59)
  • Key Takeaway: Sidney Sweeney’s new movie, ‘Christy,’ had an abysmal opening weekend ($1.3 million), possibly due to audiences being more interested in her American Eagle ads.
  • Summary: The next story concerns Sidney Sweeney’s movie ‘Christy,’ which performed poorly at the box office despite her significant effort, including a physical transformation for the role.
Sidney Sweeney’s Career Path
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(00:04:05)
  • Key Takeaway: The hosts feel Sweeney is trying too hard to emulate Margot Robbie’s career trajectory (producing serious films) instead of sticking to what she does well.
  • Summary: They compare Sweeney’s efforts to Margot Robbie’s transformation for ‘I, Tonya,’ suggesting Sweeney should stick to roles where she can be beautiful and charismatic, rather than trying to do everything.
Discussion on Actress’s Career Trajectory
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(00:40:24)
  • Key Takeaway: The speakers believe a currently famous actress deserves bigger, better roles, perhaps in a James Bond film or a Leonardo DiCaprio movie, noting her current roles are lacking.
  • Summary: The hosts discuss an unnamed actress who they feel is ‘killing it’ and should be cast in a major role like a Bond girl. They speculate that the Bond role might go to a ‘young ingenue’ for lower pay. They critique her current roles as ’not good’ and suggest she needs a major film like one with Leonardo DiCaprio to match her fame level, comparing her career aspirations to Margot Robbie’s transition into producing and filmmaking.
Robert Pattinson on Twilight Return
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(00:41:52)
  • Key Takeaway: Robert Pattinson stated he would ‘definitely’ return as Edward Cullen if asked, during press for his new film with Jennifer Lawrence.
  • Summary: The conversation shifts to Robert Pattinson discussing Twilight during press for his new movie, Die My Love, with Jennifer Lawrence. Pattinson confirmed on a lie detector test that he would reprise his role as Edward Cullen. The hosts discuss the enduring legacy of Twilight and The Hunger Games franchises.
Twilight vs. Batman Trilogy Debate
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(00:43:41)
  • Key Takeaway: One host passionately argues that the Twilight saga is an ‘incredible franchise’ and superior to The Dark Knight Batman trilogy.
  • Summary: A heated debate ensues over whether Twilight is an excellent franchise, with one host defending it as an exercise in excellent acting and production, comparing its dismissal to calling One Direction ‘shitty pop music.’ The other host counters by championing The Dark Knight trilogy as the greatest trilogy ever made. They briefly discuss the structure and quality of the individual Twilight films.
Baked by Melissa Sponsorship Read
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(00:46:10)
  • Key Takeaway: Baked by Melissa bite-sized cupcakes are recommended as a thoughtful, easy-to-ship gift option, with a 20% discount offered to listeners.
  • Summary: The show transitions into ads, starting with Baked by Melissa. The hosts praise the bite-sized cupcakes for being thoughtful, easy to ship, and perfect for sharing or indulging in moderation. They highlight the variety of options (gluten-free, vegan) and provide a discount code for listeners.
Roebuck Cozy Wear Promotion
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(00:47:42)
  • Key Takeaway: Roebuck’s new Bedford Mockneck sweater is highlighted as a chic, cozy item perfect for comfort-focused lifestyles, and their men’s line is also recommended.
  • Summary: The Roebuck sponsorship focuses on their women’s line, specifically the Bedford Mockneck, described as soft, chic, and offering ‘Princess Diana energy.’ They also mention the Vista Collection leggings and encourage listeners to check out the men’s line for tailored-looking sweats. A 20% discount code is provided.
Weight Watchers Program Endorsement
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(00:49:06)
  • Key Takeaway: Weight Watchers is endorsed as a safe, comprehensive weight loss program that supports various life stages, including nursing and menopause, and medication use.
  • Summary: The host shares her personal success with Weight Watchers for weight loss and maintenance, noting its current nursing program which accounts for breastfeeding needs. They emphasize WW’s tailored approach for different eras of life and their new offering of access to prescription weight loss medication guided by a clinical team. A discount offer is detailed.
David Protein Bar Review
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(00:50:57)
  • Key Takeaway: David Protein bars are praised for offering high protein (28g) with low calories (150) and zero sugar, solving the trade-off issue in protein bars.
  • Summary: The hosts review David Protein bars, noting their high protein content and low calorie count, making them efficient for increasing protein intake without junk. They mention the bars are back in stock and offer a ‘Buy four cartons, get the fifth free’ deal for listeners.
Dilemma: Potluck Food Request Tacky?
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(00:53:01)
  • Key Takeaway: Asking guests to bring food to a child’s birthday party is generally tacky, but context regarding the host’s financial hardship could change the verdict.
  • Summary: The first ‘Dear Toasters’ question concerns a host asking party guests to volunteer food for a kid’s birthday. The hosts agree it’s unusual and potentially tacky, suggesting an audit of the host’s social media to determine if she is genuinely struggling or just cheap. They discuss the bizarre cuisine assortment that results from such requests.
Dilemma: Reporting Niece’s Secret to Mom
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(00:56:01)
  • Key Takeaway: The aunt should tell the niece’s mother about the boy the 14-year-old is talking to, but must stress that the mother cannot reveal the aunt as the source.
  • Summary: The second dilemma involves an aunt who gave her 14-year-old niece a ‘safety talk’ about a boy she is talking to, and now wonders whether to tell the niece’s mother. The hosts debate the importance of maintaining the niece’s trust versus informing the parent. They ultimately agree the mom needs to know, but the aunt must frame the disclosure carefully to avoid being seen as a ‘rat’ and losing the niece’s trust.
Dilemma: Asking Ex FWB for Sperm Donor
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(00:59:06)
  • Key Takeaway: It is not insane to ask a single, highly compatible ex-friends-with-benefits who attended medical school to be a sperm donor, especially if sparks don’t fly on a reunion dinner.
  • Summary: The final dilemma is from a woman turning 30 who wants to freeze embryos and considers asking a former FWB/medical school friend to be the donor. The hosts strongly advise checking if he is single. If he is single, they suggest inviting him to dinner to rekindle the friendship; if sparks fly, they could try conceiving naturally; if not, she should ask him for his sperm donation, noting the worst he can say is no.