Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

The Tallest Thing in Marrakesh

October 30, 2025

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  • The guest, Yasmina, is from Marrakesh, Morocco, but moved to Brussels for affordable medical school, and Conan's height would make him the tallest object in Morocco. 
  • Marrakesh culture is described as light-hearted, chill, and open, and successful haggling requires offering an extremely low initial price, potentially zero. 
  • Yasmina, who is training to be a radiologist, is planning to retire in six months, before AI potentially replaces her role in medical imaging. 

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Sponsor Messages Introduction
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(00:00:03)
  • Key Takeaway: State Farm emphasizes having supportive people, including agents, to handle coverage aspects of life, while Granger provides diagnostic tools for manufacturing machinery maintenance.
  • Summary: State Farm promotes focusing on life’s fun parts while they handle coverage, directing listeners to their website or app. Granger offers diagnostic tools like calibration kits and multimeters for machinery repair in manufacturing facilities. The segment concludes with a call to action for both sponsors.
Guest Introduction and Origin
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  • Key Takeaway: Guest Yasmina is originally from Marrakesh, Morocco, but currently resides in Brussels where she attended medical school because it was inexpensive.
  • Summary: Conan welcomes Yasmina to Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend. Yasmina confirms she is from Morocco but lives in Brussels, having moved there to attend medical school affordably. She notes that she has completed medical school but did not pay for her studies.
Conan’s Potential in Marrakesh
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(00:03:15)
  • Key Takeaway: Conan’s height would make him the tallest thing in Marrakesh, and the local culture is teasing, blurring the line between joking and bullying.
  • Summary: Yasmina suggests Conan would be the tallest thing in Marrakesh, even taller than local mountains. Marrakesh residents tease frequently, making it difficult to distinguish between joking and bullying. Conan feels comfortable with this dynamic, citing his own history with bullying.
Moroccan Culture and Attire
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  • Key Takeaway: Marrakesh has a light-hearted, chill vibe distinct from other Moroccan cities, and traditional attire like the jalaba would appear as a mini skirt on Conan due to his height.
  • Summary: The Marrakesh vibe is described as very cool and not self-serious, which suits Conan well. Yasmina explains that a traditional Moroccan garment, the jalaba, would fit Conan like a mini skirt because of his height. Conan visualizes himself wearing this outfit while visiting a bazaar.
Moroccan Cuisine Discussion
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(00:06:36)
  • Key Takeaway: Traditional Moroccan food includes couscous (eaten on Fridays) and various tagines, which are often eaten tactilely using bread and fingers.
  • Summary: Couscous is a traditional Friday meal, alongside various tagines. Eating these dishes often involves using bread to pick up food with one’s fingers, which Conan finds appealingly tactile. This leads to a humorous exchange about the palate of an Irishman criticizing couscous.
Family and Meeting Parents
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  • Key Takeaway: Yasmina has parents and an older brother in Marrakesh, and Conan humorously suggests he must meet them and ask permission before eating finger foods.
  • Summary: Yasmina confirms her parents and older brother live in Marrakesh, with a younger brother in Canada. Conan insists that if he visits to eat finger foods, he must first meet and gain approval from her parents. This is framed as needing to declare his intentions regarding the tactile eating style.
Sponsor Message: Sonic and Miller Lite
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(00:10:39)
  • Key Takeaway: Sonic promotes the Sonic Smasher with a free large drink via their app, while Miller Lite is advertised as the original light beer since 1975, perfect for celebrating football season.
  • Summary: Sonic offers a limited-time deal: buy one Sonic Smasher and get a free large drink when ordering through the app. Miller Lite is positioned as the ideal beer for game day celebrations, referencing Conan’s fandom for the Patriots dynasty. Listeners can find delivery options for Miller Light via millerlight.com/Conan.
Sponsor Message: LinkedIn and LL Bean
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  • Key Takeaway: LinkedIn Ads offers a $250 credit for a second campaign when spending $250 on the first, targeting over 1 billion professionals, while LL Bean guarantees boots that last over a century.
  • Summary: LinkedIn ads are promoted for reaching the right B2B professionals, offering a $250 credit for a subsequent campaign. Conan expresses his strong preference for LL Bean boots because of their century-long promise of craftsmanship and durability against harsh weather. LL Bean boots are described as best worn in, becoming more personal with age.
Haggling Advice and Doctor Profession
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(00:17:30)
  • Key Takeaway: Effective haggling in Marrakesh markets requires tourists to start with an insultingly low offer, such as zero, rather than a small reduction from the initial high price.
  • Summary: Conan fears being taken advantage of in Marrakesh markets due to his appearance, prompting Yasmina to explain haggling strategy. The correct approach is to counter a high price (e.g., $1,000) with an extremely low offer (like zero or one) to force the seller down. Yasmina reveals she is a radiologist specializing in abdominal and breast imaging, though she jokes about the profession being easily replaced by AI.
Retirement and Closing Remarks
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  • Key Takeaway: Yasmina plans to retire in six months, well before AI potentially automates her radiology work, and Conan expresses his enjoyment of the cross-cultural conversation.
  • Summary: Yasmina states she is retiring in six months, meaning she will avoid any future job displacement by AI in radiology. Conan compliments Yasmina as a fine representative of Marrakesh and expresses hope to visit her family and interact with camels. The episode concludes with credits and final sponsor promotions for SiriusXM Podcast Plus.